Tuesday, January 13, 2004

 
Actual statement on insurance form in the fewest possible words.

I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law, and headed over the embankment.
"Keep your mind on your driving, keep your hands on the wheel, keep your snoopy eyes on the road ahead........)

In my attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.
(Expensive fly swatter!)

Shalom, Y'all

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