Thursday, February 28, 2002

Wife: "Your forgot today is my birthday."
Husband: "How do you expect me to remember when you never look any older?"

"Every enduring marraige involves an unconditional commitment to an imperfect person-your spouse." Gary and Norma Smalley

Tuesday, February 26, 2002

"Love isn't like a reservoir.
You'll never drain it dry.
Its much more like a natural spring. The longer it flows, the stronger and the clearer it becomes." Eddie Cantor

Many waters cannot quench love;
rivers cannot wash it away.
Song of Solomon 8:7a (NIV)

"The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of the mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one." Wilhelm Steckel


Monday, February 25, 2002

One way to avoid hard falls is to avoid jumping to conclusions

"The creator who began with nothingness and made beautiful mountains and cuddly little babies has elected to give us the inside story on the family.
Marraige and parenting were His ideas, and He tells us in His word how to live together in peace and harmony." James Dobson

Sunday, February 24, 2002

Do it
Do it right
Do it right now

"I can do all things through Christ which strengthens me" Phillipians 4-13

"Just do it" Arthur Lynch Williams


Friday, February 22, 2002

A child's life is like a piece of paper on which every person leaves a mark. Chinese proverb

"Suffer the little children to come unto me for such is the kingdom of Heaven" Matthew 19:14 KJV

A bird does not sing because it has an sings because it has a song
Do we sing because we have a song or do we squawk just to hear the sound of our own voices?

Pray for the peace of Jerusalem

Wednesday, February 20, 2002

"The courage of life is often a less dramatic spectacle than the courage of a final moment; but it is no less a magnificcccent mixture of triumph and tragedy. A man does what he must in spite of personal consequences; in spite of obstacles and dangers and pressure and that is the basis of all morality." John F. Kennedy

A crisis is when you can't say "lets forget the whole thing."


Tuesday, February 19, 2002

Last week the Congress passed a bill that in efffect, undermines free speech.
They did it at 3:00 AM and it illegally amended the Constitution.
Pray that the president won't, because of political expediency, sign this bill into law, but will veto it.
Further pray that God will somehow, supernaturally, put some integrity into our national leaders.

"For wisedom will enter your heart, and knowledge will fill you with joy.
Wise planning will watch over you.
Understanding will keep you safe." Proverbs 2:10-11

Daffynition of an adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.


Saturday, February 16, 2002

A budget is something we go without to stay within.

Friday, February 15, 2002

Ode to the spell checker
Eye have a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss Steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
It's rare lea ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.

Shall we make a new rule of life: always try to be a little kinder than neccessary. Sir James Barry

Thursday, February 14, 2002

"Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see." Mark Twain

"There are many things in life that will catch your eye but only a few that will catch your heart. Persue These." Mamselle

A city is a large community where people are lonesome together.

A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody has.

A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognised.


Tuesday, February 12, 2002

"Keep your eyes wide open before marraige, and half-shut afterwards" Benjamin Franklin

"The secret to a happy marraige is simple: just be as polite to one another as you are to your best friends." Robert Quillen

Another of Murphy's Laws: To study a subject best, understand it thoroughly before you start.

We have committed the golden rule to memory; let us now commit it to life.

I started out forty years ago with nothing: I still have most of it.

There's an old story about the man who came home from work, kissed his wife warmly, and offered to help her prepare dinner. The wife broke into tears and cried. "What a rotten day! Tommy broke his arm, the washing machine broke, and now you come home drunk."

Think about it, fellas. Raisin

Monday, February 11, 2002

Jesus Loves You and so do I


Murphy's Sixth law says:
"If you percieve that there are four possible ways in which something can go wrong and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.

God's word says:
"Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding: in all your ways acknowledge Him, and he will make your paths straight. Proverbs 3: 5-6

A computer is almost human-except that it does not blame its mistakes on another computer.

"Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't." Erica Jong


Sunday, February 10, 2002

Murphy's eleventh law says: It is impossible to make anything foolproof, because fools are so very ingenious.

God's word says:
"A fool finds pleasure in evil conduct, but a man of understanding delights in wisedom." Proverbs 10:23

"The fear of the Lord is the beginning of knowledge, but fools despise wisedom and discipline" Proverbs 1:6-8

"The wise inherit honor, but fools he holds up to shame." Proverbs 3:34

When times are diffiult and you want to complain: A brook would lose it's song if God removed it's rocks.

A camel is a horse designed by a committee.

Think about it.

Saturday, February 09, 2002

"There is no mistake so great as that of being always right." Samuel Butler

"If I was two faced would I be wearing this one?" Abraham Lincoln

Shalom Y'all, Raisin

Friday, February 08, 2002

"Baseball is 90% mental and the other half is physical." Yogi Berra

If you continue to live in the past, your life is history.


"Success consists of a series of little daily efforts." Mamie McCullough

"Each of you should look not only to your own interests, but also to the interests of others." Philipians 2:4 (NIV)

Why isn't phoentic spelled the way it sounds?

Why do they put braille dots on the keypad of a drive up ATM?

Bye Bye

Thursday, February 07, 2002

Great marraiges are graced by an almost mystical bond of freindship, unbreakable commitment, and a deep understanding that nearly defies explanation. James Dobson

Don't have anything to do with foolish and stupid arguments, because you know they produce quarrels. 2 Timothy 2:23 (NIV)

Tuesday, February 05, 2002

Marraige is an empty box. It remains empty unless you put in more than you take out.

There are no shortcuts to any place worth going. Beverly Sills

Unlike other rescources, time cannot be bought or sold, borrowed or stolen, stocked up or saved, manufactured, reproduced, or modified. All we can do is make use of it.
And whether we use it or not, it nevertheless slips away.

Saturday, February 02, 2002


"The greatest tragedy in life is people who have sight but no vision." Helen Keller

"As the sun makes ice melt, kindness causes misunderstanding, mistrust, and hostility to evaporate." Albert Schweitzer

Friday, February 01, 2002

Nothing makes a person more productive than the last minute.

"Be the change you want to see in the world." Gandhi

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