Tuesday, December 23, 2003
The following are actual statements found on insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize the details of an accident in the fewest possible words:
Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have.
The other car collided with mine without giving warning of it's intentions.
I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.
I thought my window was down but I found out it was up when I put my head through it.
Shalom, Y'all
Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have.
The other car collided with mine without giving warning of it's intentions.
I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.
I thought my window was down but I found out it was up when I put my head through it.
Shalom, Y'all
