Friday, October 18, 2002
Actual newspaper headlines:
"Typhoon rips through cemetary; hundreds dead." Not to worry, they were already dead.
"Astronaut takes blame for gas in spacecraft." What was he going to do? Step outside?
"Kids make Nutritious snacks." Personally, I prefer peanuts.
I don't think I'll let my children go to journalism school. It might destroy the ability to properly use the the language they developed in grammar school.
Have a wonderful day< Raisin
"Typhoon rips through cemetary; hundreds dead." Not to worry, they were already dead.
"Astronaut takes blame for gas in spacecraft." What was he going to do? Step outside?
"Kids make Nutritious snacks." Personally, I prefer peanuts.
I don't think I'll let my children go to journalism school. It might destroy the ability to properly use the the language they developed in grammar school.
Have a wonderful day< Raisin
