Thursday, October 24, 2002
Actual newspaper headlines:
Enraged cow injures farmer with ax.
Question; How did the cow hold the ax? In her teeth?
Plane too close to ground, crash probe told.
Duh
Two sisters reunited after 18 years in checkout counter.
I want to know the name of that store so I can NEVER go there. The service must be terrible!
HAVE AN INCREDIBLE DAY!
Enraged cow injures farmer with ax.
Question; How did the cow hold the ax? In her teeth?
Plane too close to ground, crash probe told.
Duh
Two sisters reunited after 18 years in checkout counter.
I want to know the name of that store so I can NEVER go there. The service must be terrible!
HAVE AN INCREDIBLE DAY!
