Food for Thought

Actual Newspaper Headlines:

Chef throws his heart into helping feed needy:
I bet he only did that once.


Panda mating fails, veterinarian takes over:
I don't even want to think about it.

Soviet Virgin Lands Short of Goal Aain:
She must be Very Ugly:

Stud tires out:
Before he met the Soviet Virgin, no doubt.

Shalom Y'all