Monday, October 28, 2002

 
Actual Newspaper Headlines:

Chef throws his heart into helping feed needy:
I bet he only did that once.


Panda mating fails, veterinarian takes over:
I don't even want to think about it.

Soviet Virgin Lands Short of Goal Aain:
She must be Very Ugly:

Stud tires out:
Before he met the Soviet Virgin, no doubt.

Shalom Y'all


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