Friday, March 22, 2002
"There are only two tools one needs around the house. WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the tape."
Amber Bach, the blog
"Cardinal" Smith had just finished eating a chicken dinner at the home of farmer Doug.
Gazing out the window, he remarked: "That rooster seems a mighty proud and happy bird."
"He should," Doug replied, "is eldest son just entered the ministry."
"A dry crust eaten in peace is better than steak every day along with argument and strife."
Proverbs 17:1 (TLB)
Shalom
Amber Bach, the blog
"Cardinal" Smith had just finished eating a chicken dinner at the home of farmer Doug.
Gazing out the window, he remarked: "That rooster seems a mighty proud and happy bird."
"He should," Doug replied, "is eldest son just entered the ministry."
"A dry crust eaten in peace is better than steak every day along with argument and strife."
Proverbs 17:1 (TLB)
Shalom
